Here is a joke script I wrote a while ago that returns an inspirational quote when called. I made it as a joke to send to my lab group during a particularly grueling week of coding. You can simply call the function at the beginning of your script to have a quote printed to the stdout or you can wrap it inside a wbar if you want.

Grab the code from my GitHub, here.

output

Example output from the inspire.m script.

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